An Ode to PKR Live 3

The PKR Party, with fussball, bowling lanes and a free bar,

"hey look, I think I know them, but don't they have a girl avatar?"

Out by 12, "come on finish up and go then" say the staff,
The degenerates head to the Empire 'til 3am for a laugh.

PKR Live 3, 21-22 November 2009,
The diamond members don't need to wait in line.

At 1 Loose Cannon, 13-16 Allhallows Lane,
Who even cares about the wind and rain?

Ashley Hames ambushing players for interviews,
He really should be more careful who he picks to choose.

The old PKR Pros were there and the new ones too,
Team PKR, of course, as well as the Loose Cannon crew.

The $1000 main event, 15 tables of deepstacked play,
10,000 chips, 40 minute blinds, would we want it any other way?

Too many busted by a sickening badbeat,
Doesn't really matter, we just wanted out of that heat!

£1 per minute, minimum $5 spend for the sexy 8 xhilarate girls,
But 1st lesson free with the sex instructor, if you're looking for thrills!

After 12 hours of poker the top 20 were paid,
It wasn't til day 2 the final table was made.

1 false rumour spread about badboy579 with his squinty cap,
Unlucky, well played, what a game he's got that chap!

But it was the crowd favourite who won PKR Live,
$33,500 1st prize for the worthy winner VD12345.

The $200 Bounty tournament, 116 players and 13 PKR team,
Some playing for the win, other just letting off steam.

Jagermeisters all round for James666's table,
Just keep playing poker as long as you're able!

The main event champ got a giant cheque for his trouble,
While confusion encompassed the Bounty bubble.

First prize went to the bleeding winner,
The $5778 and trophy goes to karlthekiller!

Sick cash games were too much for many,
Some folks were happy to play for a penny.

So many players, from near and far,
Every one a winner at PKR!