The Worst Winner

I know the cards that I am looking for But haven't found them baby, that's for sure You raise it up, and draw all the way down Another rebuy, ha! what a clown And this is not a case of jealousy  It's just a matter of you versus me It's fine if that's the way you want to play  But in the end I'm left in dismay And I'm losing my favorite game I'm losing my mind again I'm losing badugi Losing my favorite game I only know what I've been working for Another buyin so I could play some more I really thought that I could make it there But my experiment is not getting me anywhere I had a vision I could turn it right A regal mission but a stupid fight I should have seen it when my hope was new My hearts are black and my clubs are blue And I'm losing my favorite game I'm losing my mind again I'm losing my favorite game I'm losing my mind again I'm losing badugi Losing my favorite game I'm losing my favorite game I'm losing my min...

Every WCOOP, I like to run through the schedule, pick out the tournaments I really want to play, then filter out the ones I can't either because of the timings or the cost. This year my WCOOP was looking like this: Tuesday 8th #16-L $22 FL Badugi #16-M $109 FL Badugi (if I can satellite in)  Wednesday 9th #21-L $11 PLO  Monday 14th #44-L $11 8-game                Tuesday 15th  #50-L $22 2-7 triple draw  Sunday 27th #108-L $109 NLHE Main (if I can satellite in) #111-L $109 PLO Main (if I can satellite in) Tuesday 29th #118-L $5.50 PL Badugi  #118-M $55 PL Badugi  #118-H $530 PL Badugi (if I can satellite in) I played the low FL badugi and PLO tournaments without any success and then didn't really have much pencilled in until the end of the month, which got me thinking... The one event I really want to play out of the whole WCOOP is the $530 Pot Limit Badugi but that's too rich for me unless I can satellite in. Unfortun...