Favourite Game


I know the cards that I am looking for

But haven't found them baby, that's for sure

You raise it up, and draw all the way down

Another rebuy, ha! what a clown

And this is not a case of jealousy 

It's just a matter of you versus me

It's fine if that's the way you want to play 

But in the end I'm left in dismay


And I'm losing my favorite game

I'm losing my mind again

I'm losing badugi

Losing my favorite game


I only know what I've been working for

Another buyin so I could play some more

I really thought that I could make it there

But my experiment is not getting me anywhere

I had a vision I could turn it right

A regal mission but a stupid fight

I should have seen it when my hope was new

My hearts are black and my clubs are blue


And I'm losing my favorite game

I'm losing my mind again

I'm losing my favorite game

I'm losing my mind again

I'm losing badugi

Losing my favorite game

I'm losing my favorite game

I'm losing my mind again


I've tried

I've tried

But its all still the same

I'm losing badugi

You're losing a player and I pray

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